| 10. Take notes in finger paint.9. Bring a
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| | for it. About half an hour later, have a
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| huge jar of Vaseline to the meeting.
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| | different person deliver another one.3.
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| Display it prominently and keep muttering
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| | Spill coffee on the conference table.
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| the words "I came prepared"8. Laugh
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| | Produce a little paper boat and sail it
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| uproariously at a quip that was made 2 or
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| | down the table.2. Complain loudly that
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| 3 minutes ago. Say, "Oh, _now_ I get
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| | your neighbor won't stop touching you.
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| it!"7. Wear a disposable paper facemask.
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| | Demand that the boss make him/her stop
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| Tell the group: "Hey, you don't want to
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| | doing it.1. Stay behind as everyone else,
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| catch what I've got!"6. Make a face like
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| | including the boss, leaves. Thank them
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| somebody beside you farted.5. Stand up
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| | for coming.Have your own Top 10 List or
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| and act indignant. Demand that the boss
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| | something else to make a meeting more
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| tell you "the real reason" this meeting
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| | exciting, submit to and Share it with the
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| has been called.4. Have someone deliver a
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| | - Your source for Office related humor.
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| large cardboard box to you in the
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| | Pictures, Business Humor, jokes, and
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| conference room. Apologize while you sign
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| | articles.
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