| 10. Take notes in finger paint.9. Bring a huge jar of | | | | later, have a different person deliver another one.3. |
| Vaseline to the meeting. Display it prominently and | | | | Spill coffee on the conference table. Produce a little |
| keep muttering the words "I came prepared"8. Laugh | | | | paper boat and sail it down the table.2. Complain |
| uproariously at a quip that was made 2 or 3 minutes | | | | loudly that your neighbor won't stop touching you. |
| ago. Say, "Oh, _now_ I get it!"7. Wear a disposable | | | | Demand that the boss make him/her stop doing it.1. |
| paper facemask. Tell the group: "Hey, you don't want | | | | Stay behind as everyone else, including the boss, |
| to catch what I've got!"6. Make a face like somebody | | | | leaves. Thank them for coming.Have your own Top |
| beside you farted.5. Stand up and act indignant. | | | | 10 List or something else to make a meeting more |
| Demand that the boss tell you "the real reason" this | | | | exciting, submit to and Share it with the - Your |
| meeting has been called.4. Have someone deliver a | | | | source for Office related humor. Pictures, Business |
| large cardboard box to you in the conference room. | | | | Humor, jokes, and articles. |
| Apologize while you sign for it. About half an hour | | | | |