i-Pod Nanos for Wedding Favors and 19 Other Provocative Wedding Trends for 2008

Oh, those crazy Brits! They're no longer the reservedAmazon. The Brits call them "Bespoke" honeymoons.
traditionalists we Americans thought them to be.I'll have to get back to you on "bespoke".
Somewhere along the way, England's adventurous- I actually like this one. Let's call it family-feud
spirit emerged and shot past our own, at least whereprevention. Instead of having a dais with multiple
weddings are concerned. I recently wrote a blogseating that's sure to incur hurt feelings and grudges
about America's 2008 wedding trends, which includedamong those who miss the cut, have a "sweetheart"
brides changing gowns and hairstyles for thetable just the two of you.
reception, color trends that hyped gray and white as- They're hanging chandeliers over each table or a
the "in" colors, opting for vintage or Victorian-stylehuge one in the middle of the room all the better to
wedding gowns and honeymoon-hopping to three orimpress you with, my dear.
more locations. Pretty tame stuff compared to these- Hire concert-style entertainment, and I quote: "Fly in
20 wedding trends sweeping England these days,your band from the Continent and your DJ from
according to Deborah Joseph, editor of BridesAmerica." Why not??
magazine in the UK!- Here's another one that's caught on in the states,
- Black orchids are rare, exclusive, quite expensivetoo. Replace a sit-down dinner with "grazing," where
and in vogue across the big pond. One black orchidyou have several food stations with a variety of
centerpiece in the US would run about $800, give orfoods, like sushi, a pudding bar, a crepe station, a
take a few dollars.mashed-potato martini station, etc.
- Red, red, red is the color of the day. Red tents, red- Make a grand entrance! Arrive at your reception in
tablecloths, red lips. Good news here, though.style - Cleopatra-style, that is - reclining on a sedan
Compared to some of their other trends, this one ischair held aloft on the shoulders of your groomsmen.
least likely to put you "in the red."- Make a "green" entrance. Arrive at the church and
- They're promoting "couture" wedding cakes withreception in a rickshaw. Use electric generators, grow
black-and-white icing, gilded patterns, sequins, pearlsyour own bouquet and wear Auntie Ethel's wedding
and frills somewhere among lots of polka dots.dress.
- Tent villages! Instead of one big, white tent in your- They're hand-delivering invitations. (If you have a lot
backyard or on the grounds of the country club, theof relatives in Australia, Asia and any tropical island,
Brits are doing a number of smaller, more intimateI'm available and ready to deliver.)
tents, which they call "marquees." I can't help but- Take a tip from the Harry Potter books. The British
think it would look more like an art show or countyare turning their wedding receptions into woodland
fair than a wedding, but I'll reserve my commentsfantasies, complete with trees sprayed purple and
until I see it.each centerpiece looking like a scene from the
- Here's where it starts getting interesting. Instead ofenchanted forest.
Jordan almonds as a wedding favor, give each- Break up the white in your décor and
wedding guest an iPod Nano preloaded with thewedding gown with flashes of "brights," like turquoise,
couple's favorite songs. Admittedly, it's a uniqueicy blue, orange or purple. OK.
wedding favor but, unless it's a very small wedding- They're planning "progressive" weddings over there.
(maybe six people including the bride and groom,)Joseph's example starts with a Russian drinks
you might have to take a second mortgage just forreception, an Asian-themed lunch, a circus school for
your wedding favors.after-dinner entertainment and a Moroccan afternoon
- Rent the Savoy's dance floor apparently on whichtea. Cocktails and clowns, anyone?
Fred Astaire and Frank Sinatra tapped a toe or two.- Black wedding dresses. Works for me! At least, in
Just $1000, plus shipping to the states and back, ifthis day and age, it's honest.
you're interested.- The final trend is opting for a small, decadent
- Something that's popular in the US as well thesewedding - pay for everyone's flight to Italy, rent a
days is monogramming. Monogramming invitations,yacht for the weekend, sail into debt...
wallpaper, dinner plates and the groom's buttocks, noWe have to hand it to the British. They've really sent
doubt.wedding planning into another sphere. But this is the
- Wild honeymoons are "in", like an igloo in theUnited States of America, land of one-upmanship!
Canadian wilderness or a hut on stilts along the